Friday, March 13, 2009

Pick up tips

Picking up babes isn't that easy, but the more effort you put into it, the better your results will be? Most probably not. So next time, maybe try these lines to get their attention.

1- Yell "BAAAAAAAAAABE" at their faces when they walk past. This will for sure get their attention.

2. Just make up a random name and continuely say "oi emma" if one responds, say "do you remember me? we met the other week out in the valley" if they ask what club just say "the met or gpo" cause atleast 70% of all hot girls go to these 2 places.

3. Try and make eye contact for about 5 seconds. The next time u make eye contact give them a little smirk. Body language speaks louder than words.

4. Ay babe wats ya number? with ur phone held out. If they are interested, they will give u their number and if they arn't, they will give u a stupid look and walk away.

5. If any of these work. While ur talking to them, tell her that you have to go talk to your mate (do not talk to a girl mate, cause this will make her think u are a playa) this will leave her gagging for you (or so you hope)

6. And if all these dont work, follow a girl home and rape her.

2 comments:

  1. hahahahaha holy im having a fit here 6 is fucked haha

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  2. fuck you doddy i ride for gt!

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