A bmx comp was held in Bathurst last year that also included bands and dj's, a week of festivities camping on the hill. After our flight to sydney we had to catch a train to some stop then a bus to bathurst, which took a fair bit. On the train we were telling stories and then this dude with his gf that was infront of us, got up and said somthing along the lines of "you guy's should have more respect than that, use are young blokes who deserve better and shouldnt be treating women like that" we went pretty quite after that but the fun didnt stop.
We got into bathurst and set up camp. I didn't have nothing to sleep on in my tent, so i used my bike box as a mattresse and my tent barely stood upright. Alot of drinking got done during the week but not as much as the last night there. Everyone was making it a big one and myself drank anything my hands got too, including drinks i found next to a tree. Me and gentry even joined some campers and ate their food, cooking toast on a stick over a fire.
I woke up in the morning and i was feeling like SHIIIIT. backyard and gentry were nearly done packing up their tent's and i couldnt care less about making it in time for the bus. It was a rush to get my stuff packed and off to the bus we went. Arriving i had to get my bike in the bike box, which was ripped and destroyed. I got some tape to fix my box and took off my front wheel, as i took it off away it went rolling away from me. I grabbed it and got my bike in and started taping. Backyard and gentry where watching from the window and said to themselves "how funny would it be if he ran out of tape" and what do you know, i run out of tape. I get a powerade and on the bus ride i could feel the spew coming, i tryed holding it down as long as possible, thinking that there wasn't no toilet onboard. With the spew only seconds away i look back and see the toilet, i scramble in and spew everywhere, with most of it going on the floor. I walk out and this homeless dude grabs me on the dick. We get to the train station and i grab a water. 1/4 of the bottle gone and i start spewing on the walkway. The train ride goes good and i'm feeling alot better what a fucked day, it possibly cant get any worst.
At the airport i have to fix my bike box up. I take my bike out, fix it up, put her back in and tape it down and off it goes. gentry says "what about ur front wheel" ohh fuck quickly grab the bike box before it went down to luggage, undo my box, put the wheel in and send it off again. We get some food and as we are eating, we hear that our flight is delayed due to mechanical problems and that we get a $15 food voucher. When will this run of bad luck end?
We arrive in brisbane and waiting with backyard for his bike. He gets his bike and we go to leave, walked about 15 metres and he says "where's ur bike?" fuuuck, walk back and get it. Finally the run of bad luck has ended for the day. Terrific weekend though.
Wednesday, March 18, 2009
Tuesday, March 17, 2009
BABE of the week
We have our 2nd entry for babe of the week. Her name is megan and she loves xxxx gold
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BABE of the week
We are running a competition as of now. It is called "BABE of the week". 2 photo's have to be sent to fryedminds@hotmail.com and only 5 girls will be in the running each week. The winner will be voted at the end of the week by you guys. A poll will be up as soon as 5 girls have entered.
We have already had our first entry and its from Naughty and nice.
We have already had our first entry and its from Naughty and nice.
Naughty and nice
Friday, March 13, 2009
Pick up tips
Picking up babes isn't that easy, but the more effort you put into it, the better your results will be? Most probably not. So next time, maybe try these lines to get their attention.
1- Yell "BAAAAAAAAAABE" at their faces when they walk past. This will for sure get their attention.
2. Just make up a random name and continuely say "oi emma" if one responds, say "do you remember me? we met the other week out in the valley" if they ask what club just say "the met or gpo" cause atleast 70% of all hot girls go to these 2 places.
3. Try and make eye contact for about 5 seconds. The next time u make eye contact give them a little smirk. Body language speaks louder than words.
4. Ay babe wats ya number? with ur phone held out. If they are interested, they will give u their number and if they arn't, they will give u a stupid look and walk away.
5. If any of these work. While ur talking to them, tell her that you have to go talk to your mate (do not talk to a girl mate, cause this will make her think u are a playa) this will leave her gagging for you (or so you hope)
6. And if all these dont work, follow a girl home and rape her.
1- Yell "BAAAAAAAAAABE" at their faces when they walk past. This will for sure get their attention.
2. Just make up a random name and continuely say "oi emma" if one responds, say "do you remember me? we met the other week out in the valley" if they ask what club just say "the met or gpo" cause atleast 70% of all hot girls go to these 2 places.
3. Try and make eye contact for about 5 seconds. The next time u make eye contact give them a little smirk. Body language speaks louder than words.
4. Ay babe wats ya number? with ur phone held out. If they are interested, they will give u their number and if they arn't, they will give u a stupid look and walk away.
5. If any of these work. While ur talking to them, tell her that you have to go talk to your mate (do not talk to a girl mate, cause this will make her think u are a playa) this will leave her gagging for you (or so you hope)
6. And if all these dont work, follow a girl home and rape her.
$1,000,000,000,000
Ever wondered what a trillion dollars would look like? dont wonder no more. Thats petty much a whole football field of money. See that little red dot in the left hand corner? no its not herpies, its what a human would look like next to a trillion dollars. And just for some added info, a centillion dollars has six hundred zero's next to the 1.
Tattoo idea
Me and guess who?(fuck face, cock sucking wanker) Nikki, had a on off relationship. I tuely did hate her, but used her to my avantage. I had broken up with her about 4 times and this time it wa for good. About 4 days went past when i realised, it's nearly christmas time, damn do i want a tattoo. I thought to myself "i am not going to pay for my own tattoo, that means less drinking money. How can i get one without breaking my bank account?" Easily, her name was Nikki.
I came up with a brilliant idea, that i would go back out with her, get my tattoo and then fuck her off again like a lost dog. I rang her up and made up some mad lie, like i always did to her and she was back "in love" with me haha. About a week went by and during that week i would ask her what are u going to by me for chistmas? she always said "ur not getting anything cause i kno ur not going to buy me anything" i told her i had already bought hers weeks ago, as it was on special. She beleived me once again. The next day i keep telling here "come on, it's tattoo time" over and over again. About 30 minutes of non stop convincing and telling her it will only cost about $100-$150 we were in her car on our way to the tattoo shop.
At the tattoo shop i find one that i like and i ask how much. They tell me it will cost $300 just for outline. Knowing in my head that this is the biggest rip off of my life, Nikki says $300, i thought u said it will only cost $100-150. I tell her "nah, $300 is cheap from these dudes because they are really good" she says "okay fine then, let me go to the shop to get money"
The tattoo got done and she paid all 300 ripped off $$ for it. Fucking cockhead piece of shit.
I came up with a brilliant idea, that i would go back out with her, get my tattoo and then fuck her off again like a lost dog. I rang her up and made up some mad lie, like i always did to her and she was back "in love" with me haha. About a week went by and during that week i would ask her what are u going to by me for chistmas? she always said "ur not getting anything cause i kno ur not going to buy me anything" i told her i had already bought hers weeks ago, as it was on special. She beleived me once again. The next day i keep telling here "come on, it's tattoo time" over and over again. About 30 minutes of non stop convincing and telling her it will only cost about $100-$150 we were in her car on our way to the tattoo shop.
At the tattoo shop i find one that i like and i ask how much. They tell me it will cost $300 just for outline. Knowing in my head that this is the biggest rip off of my life, Nikki says $300, i thought u said it will only cost $100-150. I tell her "nah, $300 is cheap from these dudes because they are really good" she says "okay fine then, let me go to the shop to get money"
The tattoo got done and she paid all 300 ripped off $$ for it. Fucking cockhead piece of shit.
Thursday, March 12, 2009
New ipod controls
Kazuhiro Taniguchi of Osaka University, is one smart person and must have some sore thumbs from pushing play and next on his ipod. He just invented an ipod that you can start stop, just by sticking your tongue out and skipping tracks by opening your eyes wider.
If i have sex with an asian, my standards start at her.
Fryed minds getting big wraps on forums
So the past few weeks, the site has been posted on many different forums, including ozscenebmx and divatribe. So lets see what these 2 sites had to say about Fryed minds.
The first one is from divatribe (thanks to john for posting) a community for women website and this i s what they had to say.
« on: March 04, 2009, 02:04:24 AM »
Hello girls, i just read the most sickening blog, [removed] . This guy is a pig and i hope this is not how all guys think. I mean is there any decent guys out there???
Mandy removed - no need to help advertise the blog you found sickening. -Jen
« Last Edit: March 04, 2009, 06:36:07 AM by Jen »
« Last Edit: March 04, 2009, 06:36:07 AM by Jen »
And the second is from ozscenebmx, which people replied to and it's ending up turning into womens right argument.
Post subject: im a fucking douche bag, Posted: Fri Mar 06, 2009 2:00 pm
and here's proof!http://www.fryedminds.blogspot.com/
HAHA pretty funny if you ask me. We do have a myspace (www.myspace.com/fryedminds) and we will be adding as many GIRLS as possible, to get funny and hopefully nasty comments back from them, for you all to read.
Atleast borat gives us 2 thumbs up (we love you)Tuesday, March 10, 2009
Saturday, March 7, 2009
Early morning call girl
Friday night gettin ready to go to a 21st, a few pre drinks and already jimmy is spewin everywhere. I knew this was a good sign to the start of the night and i couldnt wait for it to begin.
The night rolls on by and jimmy has spewed up more than several times. The carton is drank and feeling fabulous. Outside talking to some girls these 2 aboriginal girls come and join in on the convo. One of them is super keen on jimmy, putting her hands down his pants pulling on his dick as if it were a wichety grub stuck in a tree. All jimmy wanted was some head, so he asks for a headjob. She says "come for a walk to the mobil so we can do it t the sandgate lagoon". Jimmy not wanting to have sex and to scared to go for a walk, incase he gets raped by her and all his posessions stolen, walks inside and on the phone to another girl, to see if she wanted to come home with him from the rumjungle. But he wasn't in luck tonight.
He gets dropped off at home and imediatly scavenging through the bin for the sunday and saturday mail. He walks into the room rips his clothes off so he is completely naked, spreads the papers out and begins his onward journey in search for a call girl. Twenty minutes into the journey he hears foot steps coming down the stairs, he quickly pulls on some boxers as johno walks through the door. Johno leaves and Jimmy is on his last phone call. The call girl is from northside and he has hit gold. Coming in at $250 for an hour.
20 minutes go past and she has arrived. She tells him straight up no kissing, anal and always has to be wearing a condom. She thought he was just another client, it mustve been the earlier hour, but as soon s he got his cock out those thoughts changed straight away. He pounded away for 50 minutes straight, knowing he isnt goin got be able to blow a load. She says there is 10 minutes left and tells him that he has given her the best sex ever. She then says i cant leave u disapointed after the amount of times u made me cum, i'm going to give u another hour for free.
45 minutes into the next free hour Jimmy erupts everywhere. The next 15 minutes she is opening up to him a fair bit and cuddling up to him like they were a couple. She asks what are you doing tomoro night and says "we should hang out, ill come to the valley with you" Jimmy says alright and she gives him her personal number. Jimmy said u prob do this to all the guys to get return business or something.
She leaves and ten minutes later sends a txt message saying, i miss you i want to come back. Jimmy says ok but u have to leave at 7. Her body guard drops her back off and starts rooting her again making ehr cum 5 times before 7. 7 arrives and her lift is waiting, she leaves and says ill see ya tomoro night in the valley. Jimmy can't wait for tomorro night, i wonder why?
The night rolls on by and jimmy has spewed up more than several times. The carton is drank and feeling fabulous. Outside talking to some girls these 2 aboriginal girls come and join in on the convo. One of them is super keen on jimmy, putting her hands down his pants pulling on his dick as if it were a wichety grub stuck in a tree. All jimmy wanted was some head, so he asks for a headjob. She says "come for a walk to the mobil so we can do it t the sandgate lagoon". Jimmy not wanting to have sex and to scared to go for a walk, incase he gets raped by her and all his posessions stolen, walks inside and on the phone to another girl, to see if she wanted to come home with him from the rumjungle. But he wasn't in luck tonight.
He gets dropped off at home and imediatly scavenging through the bin for the sunday and saturday mail. He walks into the room rips his clothes off so he is completely naked, spreads the papers out and begins his onward journey in search for a call girl. Twenty minutes into the journey he hears foot steps coming down the stairs, he quickly pulls on some boxers as johno walks through the door. Johno leaves and Jimmy is on his last phone call. The call girl is from northside and he has hit gold. Coming in at $250 for an hour.
20 minutes go past and she has arrived. She tells him straight up no kissing, anal and always has to be wearing a condom. She thought he was just another client, it mustve been the earlier hour, but as soon s he got his cock out those thoughts changed straight away. He pounded away for 50 minutes straight, knowing he isnt goin got be able to blow a load. She says there is 10 minutes left and tells him that he has given her the best sex ever. She then says i cant leave u disapointed after the amount of times u made me cum, i'm going to give u another hour for free.
45 minutes into the next free hour Jimmy erupts everywhere. The next 15 minutes she is opening up to him a fair bit and cuddling up to him like they were a couple. She asks what are you doing tomoro night and says "we should hang out, ill come to the valley with you" Jimmy says alright and she gives him her personal number. Jimmy said u prob do this to all the guys to get return business or something.
She leaves and ten minutes later sends a txt message saying, i miss you i want to come back. Jimmy says ok but u have to leave at 7. Her body guard drops her back off and starts rooting her again making ehr cum 5 times before 7. 7 arrives and her lift is waiting, she leaves and says ill see ya tomoro night in the valley. Jimmy can't wait for tomorro night, i wonder why?
Thursday, March 5, 2009
E-bay item
This is a max wicked sick BMX. It's a Reliance Boomerang and it's done heaps of maximum extreme stunts. I have mostly done stunts on this bike since forever. Once I did a boom gnarly stunt trick on it and a girl got pregnant just by watching my extremeness to the maxxxx. Some details about sickmax BMX: Comes with everything you see including: TOPS AS SUSPENSION REAR FORKS!! 2 x wheels 1 x seat I will even thrown my sick BMXing name for FREE - Wicked Styx. Has minor surface rust on handlebars and front forks (easily removed). More rust on rear forks (as shown in pics). Tyres hold air but are pretty old. Basically, it's an old BMX, but it's radness is still 100% in tact. Tricks I have done on this BMX: Endos - 234. Sick Wheelies - 687. Skids - 143,000. Bunny Hops - 2 (Bunny Hops are gay and my brother dared me to do them, which I did because I'm Rad to the power of Sick). Flipouts - 28. Basically if you buy this bike you will instantly become a member to every club that was ever invented, worldwide, because you will be awesome. Pick up from Richmond in Melbourne. Throw your hands in the air like you just don't mind.
Wednesday, March 4, 2009
How it all started
So in grade 5 i had a gf for 2 years then from that point on there was nothing to do with girls until the age of 16. I started riding in grade 9 and that's all i wanted to do i didn't even want to know about anything else, until one late night at the skate park.
It was a Friday night and the Blue light disco was on down at the pcyc only a few hundred metres down the road. A fair few people where walking past the skate park to head down to the disco for the night. A car pulled up in the car park and out hopped 3 girls. 3 girls with a bottle of alcohol to share between them with no soft drink. They came and talked to us sat in the bowl drinking chatting away. About 45 minutes went past and they were feeling hungry and didn't want to go to the disco after finding out no alcohol was there. Me and 2 mates were going to jimmy's work which was a fish and chip shop, where my mum was going to pick me up from. We offered the girls a lift and away we went.
We introduced the girls to jimmy and one of them needed to use the toilet, so jimmy took her out the back to pee. As soon as she got into the toilet she spewed everywhere, making a complete mess. Jimmy asked her "what the hell are you doing? spew in the toilet" she finished spewing and said "sorry" and grabbed jimmy's head and started making out with him.
We got some food and headed over to the tables across the road on the beachfront. Jimmy finished work and the hottest and drunkest girl was sitting on my lap, showing all of us her arse and g-string. She kept asking me if i wanted to go have sex but being a virgin and not interested in girls i kept saying no. After a whole bunch of asking me she asked "who wants to fuck" jimmy immediately said "take Stan he is a virgin" as soon as she heard that she grabbed my hand and took me about 30 metres away from all the others right next to the beach front.
We made out and then she told me to get my cock out. I stumbled for a bit and started to unzip my jeans. My cock flopped out and straight in her mouth it went. I was loving every moment of it (what have i been missing out on this whole time) she stopped sucking and told me to finger her. I didn't know if i was going to be able to find the hole but i got it first go. While my fingers were amatuely working away i could feel all these little bump inside her (to this date i rekon she had some thing) which made me scared to lose my virginity to her. At this point my mum rang to tell me she was about 5 minutes away and Ashleigh went to jump onto my dick but i pushed her back, she went to jump on it again and again i pushed her back saying "i dont want to fuck you, just keep sucking my dick" she got back down to sucking and it still felt amazing. Jimmy was yelling out all kinds of profanities like " Hurry up and blow i want a turn cunt" or "Fuck she musnt be to good if ur going for that long". I could see my mum driving up the street and i was pushing this headjob all to the last minute. With my mum just pulling into the carpark i pull up my jeans and head over to go home. While i was getting in the car i heard her say "who wants to fuck me" Jimmy quickly grabbed her hand and while i drove off he walked her away from the others and set sail, smashing her on a bunch of little rocks destroying her tight vagina.
It was a Friday night and the Blue light disco was on down at the pcyc only a few hundred metres down the road. A fair few people where walking past the skate park to head down to the disco for the night. A car pulled up in the car park and out hopped 3 girls. 3 girls with a bottle of alcohol to share between them with no soft drink. They came and talked to us sat in the bowl drinking chatting away. About 45 minutes went past and they were feeling hungry and didn't want to go to the disco after finding out no alcohol was there. Me and 2 mates were going to jimmy's work which was a fish and chip shop, where my mum was going to pick me up from. We offered the girls a lift and away we went.
We introduced the girls to jimmy and one of them needed to use the toilet, so jimmy took her out the back to pee. As soon as she got into the toilet she spewed everywhere, making a complete mess. Jimmy asked her "what the hell are you doing? spew in the toilet" she finished spewing and said "sorry" and grabbed jimmy's head and started making out with him.
We got some food and headed over to the tables across the road on the beachfront. Jimmy finished work and the hottest and drunkest girl was sitting on my lap, showing all of us her arse and g-string. She kept asking me if i wanted to go have sex but being a virgin and not interested in girls i kept saying no. After a whole bunch of asking me she asked "who wants to fuck" jimmy immediately said "take Stan he is a virgin" as soon as she heard that she grabbed my hand and took me about 30 metres away from all the others right next to the beach front.
We made out and then she told me to get my cock out. I stumbled for a bit and started to unzip my jeans. My cock flopped out and straight in her mouth it went. I was loving every moment of it (what have i been missing out on this whole time) she stopped sucking and told me to finger her. I didn't know if i was going to be able to find the hole but i got it first go. While my fingers were amatuely working away i could feel all these little bump inside her (to this date i rekon she had some thing) which made me scared to lose my virginity to her. At this point my mum rang to tell me she was about 5 minutes away and Ashleigh went to jump onto my dick but i pushed her back, she went to jump on it again and again i pushed her back saying "i dont want to fuck you, just keep sucking my dick" she got back down to sucking and it still felt amazing. Jimmy was yelling out all kinds of profanities like " Hurry up and blow i want a turn cunt" or "Fuck she musnt be to good if ur going for that long". I could see my mum driving up the street and i was pushing this headjob all to the last minute. With my mum just pulling into the carpark i pull up my jeans and head over to go home. While i was getting in the car i heard her say "who wants to fuck me" Jimmy quickly grabbed her hand and while i drove off he walked her away from the others and set sail, smashing her on a bunch of little rocks destroying her tight vagina.
When i got home i went straight to the toilet and kept picturing that headjob till i blew. The next day Jimmy rang me up and asked if i was keen to come out to drink and go to some girls house's, Without even hesitation i said yes. I wish this happened to me sooner but i cant complain at all.
Tuesday, March 3, 2009
Just hanging out
After another tremendous night out on the town and while the rest were gone back to my house, myself and Brendan had other ideas. I forget where and how Brendan got back to Rachel's house but i know i got lift off of some random girl driving past while waiting for Brendan to come get me in a cab. When the random girl dropped me off the 2 of them were out the front and in we went with Brendan telling me he had already rooted the shit out of her. I told him that she will be keen for a 3some as me and Ned have already had one with her and she loves it.
Inside and we played a little game of poker with Rachel having to kiss the loser. This lasted bout 5 hands and we were naked getting head jobs and fingers deep inside her tunnel. Brendan was working the rear, while i was sitting in front row not holding it strong at all. As a matter of fact, the whole 2 hours i couldn't get my dick hard. The most i got it was halfway for about 5 minutes while i was fucking her, but that was it. I tryed every thing to get my dick hard but i just kept hanging around. I tryed thinking of other girls, doing it by myself, getting head jobs even yelling and hitting it but nothing would work. So after Brendan blew Rachel went to sleep and we went onto eating fish fingers with tomato sauce. With the tomato sauce right there and a sleeping helpless victim, Brendan picked up the sauce and in the hair it went.
In the morning While she was in the shower, we go hunting for her purse. We find the purse but with only $20 left in it (what a disappointment). In the car ride home she is looking through her purse and she says "where's my money" me and Brendan look at each other and tell her that she bought us maccas with it, she then she says "oh OK i don't remember" we tell her "yeah you were pretty drunk" with her replying "haha yeah i was wasted last night" i love girls who are stupid and dirty.
Inside and we played a little game of poker with Rachel having to kiss the loser. This lasted bout 5 hands and we were naked getting head jobs and fingers deep inside her tunnel. Brendan was working the rear, while i was sitting in front row not holding it strong at all. As a matter of fact, the whole 2 hours i couldn't get my dick hard. The most i got it was halfway for about 5 minutes while i was fucking her, but that was it. I tryed every thing to get my dick hard but i just kept hanging around. I tryed thinking of other girls, doing it by myself, getting head jobs even yelling and hitting it but nothing would work. So after Brendan blew Rachel went to sleep and we went onto eating fish fingers with tomato sauce. With the tomato sauce right there and a sleeping helpless victim, Brendan picked up the sauce and in the hair it went.
In the morning While she was in the shower, we go hunting for her purse. We find the purse but with only $20 left in it (what a disappointment). In the car ride home she is looking through her purse and she says "where's my money" me and Brendan look at each other and tell her that she bought us maccas with it, she then she says "oh OK i don't remember" we tell her "yeah you were pretty drunk" with her replying "haha yeah i was wasted last night" i love girls who are stupid and dirty.
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